Shohei Ohtani...

ButMakeHimArt

Let's celebrate the best player in baseball, who just signed a 10-year, $700M contract with the Dodgers. The Ellsworth Kelly - which I took a little bit of artistic liberty with by combining two of his works - and the Cariani are both ones I’ve posted before. All the others are brand new. Paid subscribers get access to five additional memes after the fold.

La Bohémienne, by Frans Hals, 1628-30, photo by Ringo H.W. Chiu

Red, 2001, and Blue (For Leo), 1997, both by Ellsworth Kelly, placed adjacent and on a background by me, photo by Lindsey Wasson

Portrait of a Man with a Dog, by Giovanni Cariani, 1520, photo via @TalkinBaseball_ on Twitter

Gabrielle d'Estrées and one of her sisters, Unknown artist, 1594, photo by Jayne Kamin-Oncea

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